look no pants
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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