No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
