Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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