And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
My liver just had a heart attack.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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