Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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