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When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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