Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?