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• (607): View more from New York

  I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today

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• (516): View more from New York

  she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?

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• (212): View more from New York

  You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life

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  None of those words made sense together.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.

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• (760): View more from California

  Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else

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