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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5

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(352): I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5 http://tfl.nu/tk6f

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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"

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(484): the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?" http://tfl.nu/cfh8

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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.

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(330): The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops. http://tfl.nu/2l9n

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(443): View more from Maryland

I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.

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(443): I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face. http://tfl.nu/jlmy

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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy

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(972): Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy http://tfl.nu/ylro

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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.

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(510): Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on. http://tfl.nu/jv7t

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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.

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(541): Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots. http://tfl.nu/feja

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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet

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(507): Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet http://tfl.nu/981y

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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood

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(+61): we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood http://tfl.nu/ba4y

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(510): View more from California

can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night

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(510): can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night http://tfl.nu/2hja

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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.

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(717): Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together. http://tfl.nu/4ceo

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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos

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(814): The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos http://tfl.nu/br7k

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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives

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(508): Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives http://tfl.nu/526e

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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.

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(202): As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap. http://tfl.nu/n79z

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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.

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(850): We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going. http://tfl.nu/jid8

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