She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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