So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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