Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Just puked most of my soul out..
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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