What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i out mim tonsoeep
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