What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Found your dick twin last night
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I deserve to be covered in dicks
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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