I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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