i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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