Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My feet surprised me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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