you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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