So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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