we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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