We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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We are two peas in an std pod
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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