So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Did you just see the Batmobile???
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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