make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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