i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Randomize
