I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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