Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
