I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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