if you like me you must not know who I am
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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