I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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