I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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