He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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