doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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