You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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