I hate your face
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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