So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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