my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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