I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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