so explain again why im purple
no
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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