I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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