if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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