he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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