What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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