Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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