i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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