Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just cut my nipple shaving
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
