Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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