these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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