only if we run a train.
done.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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