If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just gift wrapped bread.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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