Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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