If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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