garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
did you just send me my own nude
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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