I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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