week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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