member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize