she was so not down for the gang bang
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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