Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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