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in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Randomize
